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  December 29, 2009 at 18:11

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  Dottie Harris says happy 2010 to everyone she loves x Hope it rocks for you x x

  December 31, 2009 at 23:12

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  2010

  Dottie Harris is making seafood chilli.

  January 2, 2010 at 17:33

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  Dottie Harris is sad that it's almost back to reality time again, especially as she’s all bunged up.

  January 3, 2010 at 16:45

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  Dottie Harris is fed up of this having a cold malarky, plus the snow, plus teething toddler and is deciding which hot country to move to!

  January 5, 2010 at 19:47

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  Dottie Harris thinks it’s getting silly now! She's on the mend but the boy is on a slippery high temperature slope :(

  January 6, 2010 at 17:37

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  Dottie Harris just loves tea.

  January 10, 2010 at 8:33

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  Dottie Harris is cold. Stupid snow. Stupid ice. Stupid winter. Stupid UK. Stupid Stupid Stupid.

  January 10, 2010 at 11:09

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  Dottie Harris is having a nice big glass of gin and trying to think of a dinner that doesn't include melted cheese or garlic bread!

  January 11, 2010 at 19:53

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  Dottie Harris has just ice skated up the path to her meeting. She’s wasted in Project Management!

  January 12, 2010 at 10:35

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  Dottie Harris thinks things are looking good!

  January 12, 2010 at 20:44

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  Dottie Harris is high on hot chocolate and fizzy Vimto!

  January 13, 2010 at 11:00

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  Dottie Harris is warming herself up with alcohol and poppadoms!

  January 13, 2010 at 20:36

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  Dottie Harris has just witnessed the mother of all tantrums, all because her son wanted to keep his nappy on in the bath.

  January 14, 2010 at 19:07

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  Dottie Harris is confused as to why she is up and awake by her own choice and the small, smelly, loud Monster who usually makes the decision for her is still asleep??

  January 16, 2010 at 8:10

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  Dottie Harris has finished work and is now finishing the wine. Oh good. It's Monday tomorrow.

  January 17, 2010 at 22:58

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  Dottie Harris is seriously cheesed off with the A1, diversions that just stop, being late to pick her son up, leaving her wallet at work and having to grovel to Mr Toll Bridge Man. Luckily he was sympathetic and accepted 5p and a Polo.

  January 20, 2010 at 18:58

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  Dottie Harris will not eat the ice cream in the freezer. will not eat the ice cream in the freezer. will not eat the ice cream in the freezer. will not eat the ice cream in the freezer. will not eat the ice cream in the freezer. will not eat the ice cream in the freezer.

  January 22, 2010 at 21:35

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  Dottie Harris didn't eat the ice cream!

  January 23, 2010 at 10:14

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  Dottie Harris totally admits that she wants a 4x4.

  January 23, 2010 at 10:41

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  Dottie Harris wonders how she can always cry at the last episode of Friends even though she’s seen it millions of times?

  January 25, 2010 at 20:59

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  Dottie Harris has gone over the 3 mile mark and will be Cheryl in no time!

  January 28, 2010 at 19:15

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  Dottie Harris is nearly home but needs to stop for vino!

  January 29, 2010 at 19:13

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  Dottie Harris - Home. Wine. Jimjams. Done.

  January 29, 2010 at 20:19

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  Dottie Harris has nothing to wear even tho' she's just been shopping.

  January 30, 2010 at 15:15

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  Dottie Harris scrubs up ok actually!

  January 30, 2010 at 19:25

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  Dottie Harris is laughing as she briefly considered not having wine tonight. HO HO HO

  February 2, 2010 at 19:58

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  Dottie Harris - half a day left fa la la la la!

  February 2, 2010 at 21:12

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  Dottie Harris is loving being part-time baybay!

  February 3, 2010 at 16:09

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  Dottie Harris wonders why she isn't lying in on her day off when the boy is!

  February 4, 2010 at 7:41

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  Dottie Harris thinks the weather is getting a bit boring now. Sun please! Thank you very much. She’s wanting BBQs & Pimms.

  February 5, 2010 at 10:33

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  Dottie Harris has a boy with a very poorly tummy *is a little bit sick in her mouth*

  February 5, 2010 at 18:33

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  Dottie Harris just committed an act of child cruelty. She just offered morning milk in a *cup* - an offence worthy of being locked up! (Please)

  February 6, 2010 at 8:30

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  Dottie Harris is trying to think of things you can do when it's cold, wet and grim which would entertain a small child. The suggestion of a bottle of wine by the open fire in a country pub went down like a lead balloon.

  February 7, 2010 at 10:16

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  Dottie Harris is hating the woman on the ASOS site wearing skinny jeans. Stupid, skinny, six-packed cow

  February 7, 2010 at 19:37

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  Dottie Harris is cooking garlic bread.

  February 7, 2010 at 19:40

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  Dottie Harris has been up all night looking after a poorly boy. Day 4 of poorly tummy and high temp and totally off his food.

  February 8, 2010 at 7:20

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  Dottie Harris has gin, and suddenly feels like all is right in the world again.

  February 9, 2010 at 19:04

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  Dottie Harris is maybe more excited about needing a new ironing board than she should be.

  February 11, 2010 at 13:53

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  Dottie Harris feels a bit bad about how scared of the carwash The Monster was, but not so bad she won’t try it again.

  February 13, 2010 at 13:32

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  Dottie Harris has just had beautiful flowers delivered! x

  February 14, 2010 at 9:24

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  Dottie Harris was enjoying being a domestic goddess until she discovered her son had emptied the contents of her Dustbuster all over the dayroom.

  February 18, 2010 at 8:53

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  Dottie Harris hasn’t been asked for ID when buying wine. In fact, there wasn’t even a fleeting glimpse of wondering on the cashier's face.

  February 19, 2010 at 11:04

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  Dottie Harris wonders how her son is still on a high in his cot while she's ready to fall asleep on the sofa?

  February 19, 2010 at 20:07

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  Dottie Harris is stuck in standstill traffic and not loving it.

  February 22, 2010 at 17:41

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  Dottie Harris is very proud of her son getting a sticker *and* a star for T
IDYING UP at nursery.

  February 22, 2010 at 20:10

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  Dottie Harris has just watched her son be sick on her husband’s back and is laughing a bit.

  February 24, 2010 at 7:02

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  Dottie Harris is pleased to only be on half a day, her weekend begins in 5 minutes!

  February 24, 2010 at 13:11

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  Dottie Harris is thinking of selling her son.

  February 25, 2010 at 8:42

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  Dottie Harris has had a restless night.

  February 27, 2010 at 7:24

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  Dottie Harris wonders how she had about a million pounds worth of ironing delivered back to her on Friday yet here she is, standing at the ironing board with a full basket needing to be done? (Well, she’s actually sitting on the sofa pretending the ironing board isn't there)

  February 28, 2010 at 14:12

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  Dottie Harris thinks she should put down the laptop and step away from the PowerPoint presentation.

  March 3, 2010 at 19:51

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  Dottie Harris is considering giving her son a phone charger and box of matches and telling him to play with them as she’s sure once they become attainable they would be considered pointless to him.

  March 4, 2010 at 18:07

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  Dottie Harris is pleased to announce she's given in! The magic number of tantrums is 28. Just don't tell The Monster!

  March 7, 2010 at 9:28

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  Dottie Harris says thanks for her lovely birthday messages xxx

  March 11, 2010 at 15:50

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  Dottie Harris is loving being at home on Fridays so she can watch the first F1 practice of the season.

  March 12, 2010 at 8:35

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  Dottie Harris is thinking The Monster's dinner of fish shapes, smiley faces and peas looks rather yummy and kinda hopes he won't want it.

  March 13, 2010 at 16:19

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  Dottie Harris thinks it's unfair that her son is mocking her by laughing, dancing and playing whilst *on* the naughty step. Sod.

  March 13, 2010 at 18:38

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  Dottie Harris may be a snotty wreck on the sofa after watching One Born Every Minute.

  March 17, 2010 at 22:13

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  Dottie Harris is pleased that The Monster is able to play in the garden with less then a million layers on!

  March 18, 2010 at 16:38

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  Dottie Harris thinks it's amazing how new bedding ensures a better night’s sleep!

  March 19, 2010 at 7:31

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  Dottie Harris wonders if there are any under 2’s football leagues? It's time for The Monster to start paying his way.

  March 20, 2010 at 8:33

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  Dottie Harris is thinking a Wispa in the bath might be the new Flake.

  March 21, 2010 at 18:28

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  Dottie Harris has just realised that she's put The Monster in bed and was looking forward to a child free evening, yet she's spent an hour looking at photos of him. Div.

  March 21, 2010 at 20:48

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  Dottie Harris will *NOT* be making a NinkyNonk out of yogurt pots. Thanks for the suggestion though, CBeebies.

  March 24, 2010 at 18:23

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  Dottie Harris thinks it is totally unacceptable that it's Sunday night already.

  March 28, 2010 at 17:01

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  Dottie Harris has just spent 40mins putting The Monster back on to naughty step. Fun times - NOT.

  March 31, 2010 at 17:17

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  Dottie Harris thinks she might sleep for a week.

  April 1, 2010 at 17:26

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  Dottie Harris would like to thank her radiator for doing the job her Washer Dryer seems incapable of doing - you know, drying clothes.

  April 1, 2010 at 17:43

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  Dottie Harris is trying to sneak some car shopping into her day without her husband noticing what she's doing!

  April 3, 2010 at 8:33

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  Dottie Harris is packing up the car to send The Monster away for the night. Ahhh dinner out and a lie in tomorrow. Perfick!

  April 4, 2010 at 11:59

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  Dottie Harris needed that lie in - she feels grim and she only had one glass of wine!

  April 5, 2010 at 9:45

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  Dottie Harris is full of lard. Healthy again as of tomorrow. Maybe.

  April 6, 2010 at 20:09

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  Dottie Harris is pleased to announce that she’s not just fat anymore. She’s pregnant! Even better: there is only one baby in her tummy!

  April 14, 2010 at 16:31

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  Dottie Harris is considering not picking up or tidying up after her husband and son for a week just to see how filthy her house really gets!

  April 18, 2010 at 9:00

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  Dottie Harris is sure the glowing stage was meant to have started by now and the curling up into a ball and wanting to die one should have stopped?

  April 18, 2010 at 16:20

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  Dottie Harris has been having lovely cuddles from her son <3

  April 20, 2010 at 17:37

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  Dottie Harris is wondering when the phrase “Sit there until you can behave" started to translate to “Scream at me and destroy my lounge”.

  April 21, 2010 at 17:49

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  Dottie Harris thinks “Row Row" at 8am is not an enjoyable way to wake up!!!!

  April 23, 2010 at 8:31

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  Dottie Harris is hiding with the laptop and the credit card.

  April 24, 2010 at 9:40

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  Dottie Harris thinks that you know you have issues when your son points to your stomach and shouts “BALL”.

  April 24, 2010 at 16:59

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  Dottie Harris is chanting DOMINOs DOMINOs DOMINOs until her husband just gives in and agrees.

  April 27, 2010 at 18:20

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  Dottie Harris is trying to get the energy up to move from the sofa and make the house look less like a bomb has hit it (if she can stop crying at Project Runway).

  April 30, 2010 at 11:16

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  Dottie Harris is thinking it's all gone rather quiet in the other room. Does she dare go and investigate?

  April 30, 2010 at 14:27

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  Dottie Harris has just had her boobs "honked" by her son. Time for a quick chat with Daddy about what wisdom he feels the need to pass on!

  April 30, 2010 at 17:11

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  Dottie Harris is counting down the minutes to The Monster's bedtime so she can have a bath and maybe wake up a bit!

  May 2, 2010 at 17:31

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  Dottie Harris would like to thank ASOS for their generous maternity sizes. Now she’s fat on her holiday without the complex!

  May 4, 2010 at 18:07

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  Dottie Harris is relieved that the lady at check in didn’t charge her excess baggage for her fat fingers!