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  August 13, 2009 at 7:50

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  Dottie Harris is having trouble understanding how her cupboards are full yet there is NO FOOD IN THERE!

  August 13, 2009 at 11:27

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  Dottie Harris is looking at the sky thinking it's going to rain on her newly put out laundry. :(

  August 14, 2009 at 9:07

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  Dottie Harris is thinking her next car should be a BMW X3. Apparently then you own the road and can drive like a knob.

  August 15, 2009 at 18:16

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  Dottie Harris is wondering whether after closing her eyes and counting to 10 all the ironing will be done?!

  August 17, 2009 at 12:05

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  Dottie Harris has a small child for sale.

  August 17, 2009 at 14:54

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  Dottie Harris is on the train (the first one. Two more to go until she reaches her destination).

  August 19, 2009 at 6:54

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  Dottie Harris is on her way home! x

  August 19, 2009 at 17:57

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  Dottie Harris has just been told there is wine, curry, pops & naan at home waiting for her!

  August 19, 2009 at 18:18

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  Dottie Harris is thinking that this rain is going to ruin her hair! :(

  August 20, 2009 at 10:09

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  Dottie Harris is wishing the spider that lives in her wing mirror would stop scuttling out and staring at her every time she opens the window.

  August 21, 2009 at 10:00

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  Dottie Harris is deciding whether to order her CDs alphabetically or by genre.

  August 24, 2009 at 10:59

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  Dottie Harris is starting to panic about getting up and out of the house 5 days a week. Day 2 of practice and we all overslept!

  August 25, 2009 at 7:33

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  Dottie Harris has a spider holding her hostage in the study. Is it the one that lives in her car?!

  August 25, 2009 at 10:23

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  Dottie Harris is contemplating going back to bed for another nap before officially getting up.

  August 28, 2009 at 7:13

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  Dottie Harris is really beginning to worry about the spider stalking situation.

  August 29, 2009 at 14:36

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  Dottie Harris is on her last day of freedom! EEP!

  September 1, 2009 at 7:18

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  Dottie Harris survived, and luckily remembered how to walk in high heels!

  September 2, 2009 at 7:18

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  Dottie Harris can’t believe she made it until the end of the week. She needs an early night now!

  September 4, 2009 at 17:46

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  Dottie Harris has finally topped up her pink gin supply x

  September 5, 2009 at 15:25

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  Dottie Harris must not dip her Twirl into her morning cup of coffee

  September 7, 2009 at 8:36

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  Dottie Harris is not going to use the vending machine today.

  September 9, 2009 at 11:04

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  Dottie Harris didn't use the vending machine but is ordering pizza

  September 9, 2009 at 19:19

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  Dottie Harris ate a whole bag of Skittles to give herself energy but feels sick now.

  September 10, 2009 at 10:48

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  Dottie Harris can't believe she set fire to her oven gloves :(

  September 12, 2009 at 20:38

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris thinks she may be a little unfit!

  September 16, 2009 at 9:45

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris hates high heels but couldn't live without them.

  September 16, 2009 at 17:07

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  Dottie Harris is on the train home and has just seen somebody add COKE to their gin! FOOL!

  September 16, 2009 at 17:25

  11 people like this

  Dottie Harris doesn't care that it's only September - the heating is going ON!

  September 17, 2009 at 9:41

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  Dottie Harris has brain ache :(

  September 17, 2009 at 16:19

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  Dottie Harris thinks she collected the devil child from nursery.

  September 17, 2009 at 18:31

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  Dottie Harris has a huge coffee stain on her lovely shirt, so is using the train Wi-Fi to do some retail therapy.

  September 18, 2009 at 15:02

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  Dottie Harris feeling very guilty that her baby is poorly and she's on a train so can't get to him :(

  September 18, 2009 at 15:48

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  Dottie Harris has a feeling she's going to drink a lot of gin tonight.

  September 19, 2009 at 16:40

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  Dottie Harris feels like she has a newborn again. Need sleep.

  September 20, 2009 at 9:03

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris thinks she may actually be a zombie.

  September 21, 2009 at 14:23

  6 people like this

  Dottie Harris is feeling less like a zombie but has a mega sore throat and is hoping she's not caught the man flu. After all it's the worst illness in the world!

  September 22, 2009 at 7:08

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  Dottie Harris - Chips. Wine. Trash. Sleep.

  September 23, 2009 at 19:50

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris is on her way to a meeting but smells of toddler sick. Classy.

  September 24, 2009 at 6:56

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  Dottie Harris is thinking it would be a very bad idea for her to fall asleep on the train.

  September 24, 2009 at 17:29

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris has had lots of sick and hardly any food all weekend but has lost no weight. How unfair.

  September 27, 2009 at 19:18

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  Dottie Harris has her huge wine glass at the ready!

  October 5, 2009 at 19:10

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  Dottie Harris has been in the car for almost 2 hours.

  October 6, 2009 at 7:46

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris hates traffic, the A1 and the cold. She also *may* have resorted to eating the sandwich that was meant for lunch.

  October 6, 2009 at 8:21

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  Dottie Harris may have to have a full blown tantrum at what will end up being a 5, maybe 6, hour commute!

  October 6, 2009 at 10:34

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris made it to work in 5 hours!

  October 6, 2009 at 11:03

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris can't believe just how much she loves her son right now.

  October 7, 2009 at 19:49

  8 people like this

  Dottie Harris doesn't understand how her house gets so untidy and always needs cleaning when she is hardly ever there!

  October 10, 2009 at 9:49

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  Dottie Harris is hoping her itchy eyes are tired and not conjunctivitis caught from the boy. Wine should cure it.

  October 15, 2009 at 18:15

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris just got asked
for ID when buying beer. Good times.

  October 17, 2009 at 16:12

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris has just painted her son’s toe nails in a vain hope he’ll leave her alone for half an hour.

  October 18, 2009 at 11:21

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris is DYING. Stupid Flu.

  October 18, 2009 at 23:46

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is still unwell, but maybe not dying after all.

  October 20, 2009 at 9:00

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  Dottie Harris has pizza on the way which is making her less grumpy (but only slightly)

  October 20, 2009 at 19:05

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  Dottie Harris had a 9am lie in and is making the family pancakes!

  October 24, 2009 at 8:15

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  Dottie Harris is on her way to IKEA to buy lots of stuff for The Monster's playroom!

  October 24, 2009 at 11:04

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris must be ill. She has spent a fortune at IKEA but didn't get anything for herself!

  October 24, 2009 at 15:12

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  Dottie Harris is going to London to buy Heat Magazine (and go to meetings, but Heat Magazine is the priority)

  October 27, 2009 at 20:01

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  Dottie Harris is wishing she hadn't picked the nail varnish off her finger nail as now her hands look skanky.

  October 30, 2009 at 12:34

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris has a curry on, the cooking wine poured, and the doorbell off.

  October 31, 2009 at 19:48

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  Dottie Harris thinks based on Jedward she may actually win The X Factor next year.

  October 31, 2009 at 21:29

  6 people like this

  Dottie Harris has a small child for sale.

  November 5, 2009 at 18:33

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris believes maybe she's too involved in work after referring to her son as “E-mail"

  November 6, 2009 at 17:38

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  Dottie Harris thinks it's time to find a long lost relative that dies suddenly and leaves her lots of money!

  November 8, 2009 at 18:01

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris can't believe her husband is so selfish that he doesn't want to get 2 for 1 Tuesday Domino’s. She's going to ask him if he thinks she's fat.

  November 10, 2009 at 17:37

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris wonders why she spends so much time avoiding something she needs to do before she logs off.

  November 13, 2009 at 18:13

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris has a feeling its going to be a long night based on sobbing child :(

  November 15, 2009 at 22:47

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  Dottie Harris can't believe the amount of snot and phlegm that comes out of her little man.

  November 17, 2009 at 9:38

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris has had another bad night with the poorly Monster (notice how the sympathy is starting to disappear?)

  November 18, 2009 at 9:55

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris is pleased that The Monster is sleeping again.

  November 20, 2009 at 8:25

  11 people like this

  Dottie Harris can smell a smell that she doesn’t want to smell.

  November 21, 2009 at 6:55

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  Dottie Harris can’t believe what she’s smelling AGAIN.

  November 22, 2009 at 6:43

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  Dottie Harris just tried to climb over the stairgate. BIG mistake.

  November 24, 2009 at 19:51

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris has crossed 90% of things off her to-do list today. Time for a gin to celebrate.

  November 25, 2009 at 19:55

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris totally didn’t just get water into her son’s eyes as karma for the tantrum leaving nursery earlier.

  November 27, 2009 at 18:26

  13 people like this

  Dottie Harris is on a date (with her husband, don’t panic!)

  November 28, 2009 at 19:51

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris is a very cheap (and sleepy) date.

  November 28, 2009 at 21:35

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris can’t believe her husband bought The Monster an Advent calendar this year but not her. How things change.

  December 1, 2009 at 7:19

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris has just dropped the boy off and is getting ready to celebrate her wedding anniversary a day early x

  December 5, 2009 at 17:19

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris has decided she's going to hide at home forever and ever amen.

  December 9, 2009 at 16:28

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  Dottie Harris wonders how her e-mail inbox keeps filling up quicker then she can respond to them - LEAVE ME ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  December 10, 2009 at 17:32

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  Dottie Harris is at her mum’s with a glass of wine - bliss!

  December 11, 2009 at 19:52

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris has got the tree and is ready to trim up!

  December 13, 2009 at 11:01

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris really doesn’t like it when her family help her decorate the tree.

  December 13, 2009 at 12:05

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris is pleased her son likes putting things away in their proper place and is hoping he'll also like washing and cleaning.

  December 15, 2009 at 7:59

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris is convinced she lives on an Indian burial ground.

  December 16, 2009 at 21:29

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris is trying to decide if her son should be a pudding or an elf this Christmas?

  December 17, 2009 at 20:58

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris has just discovered a pool of sick in the toy box. Nice.

  December 19, 2009 at 10:17

  11 people like this

  Dottie Harris has just found a load of laundry behind the freezer :(

  December 20, 2009 at 8:11

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is thinking death by e-mail.

  December 23, 2009 at 13:28

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris could really do with signing off for Christmas please.

  December 23, 2009 at 21:05

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  Dottie Harris is officially signed off, and intends to get drunk now (in the next 10 mins before she falls asleep on the sofa)

  December 23, 2009 at 22:09

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris loves Christmas morning with a toddler :D x Have a wicked one, everybody x

  December 25, 2009 at 8:13

  12 people like this

  Dottie Harris is thinking somebody has been feeding the boy coffee! He hasn't stopped in 3 days!

  December 27, 2009 at 9:33

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris is wondering if it’s too early for a G&T?

  December 28, 2009 at 16:48

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris wonders how many times The Monster has to fall backwards off the chair before he learns standing on it is not a good idea?