Survival of the Ginnest Read online

  Dottie Harris thinks that stomping her feet and kicking a bollard perhaps wasn't the most dignified response to the chip shop being closed (but it had nothing to do with hormones).

  July 14, 2008 at 20:35

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris thinks her husband is a mean boy who is just being mean.

  July 20, 2008 at 8:27

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris thinks that's enough kicking now, please baby!

  July 23, 2008 at 8:46

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris should stop counting down the days

  July 24, 2008 at 14:59

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris has just seen a child tantruming in Waitrose. She’s changed her mind.

  July 24, 2008 at 17:59

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris hearts her hammock and the sun. Now, about that gin? Oh. :(

  July 25, 2008 at 10:38

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris thinks she’s stuck on her hammock …

  July 25, 2008 at 10:50

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris … er help?!

  July 25, 2008 at 11:15

  12 people like this

  Dottie Harris wonders why she's chosen today to tidy out her handbags?

  July 27, 2008 at 10:06

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris - DUE DATE!!!!!!!!!!

  July 28, 2008 at 7:01

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris = fed up

  July 29, 2008 at 8:49

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is aiming to be a Desperate Housewife

  July 30, 2008 at 11:07

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris - seriously kid? HURRY UP!!!

  August 4, 2008 at 13:23

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris is a little grumpy about being tired and achey all the time.

  August 4, 2008 at 9:57

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris has finally braved a proper profile picture - it must be the hormones!

  August 5, 2008 at 17:23

  10 people like this

  Dottie Harris is going to invent something Dragons’ Den worthy - you see if she doesn’t!

  August 6, 2008 at 18:44

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris is a mummy!

  August 7, 2008 at 13:42

  23 people like this

  Dottie Harris can’t stop looking at the little angel she’s created <3

  August 8, 2008 at 3:19

  19 people like this

  Dottie Harris never realised how black poo could be, or how dangerous breast milk is, especially when it sprays your partner in the eye.

  August 12, 2008 at 15:50

  11 people like this

  Dottie Harris has never experienced such a loud cry.

  August 13, 2008 at 20:50

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris has definitely changed her mind.

  August 13, 2008 at 23:36

  6 people like this

  Dottie Harris was never told about the “not being put down and feeding every hour” bit.

  August 23, 2008 at 15:50

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris wonders if anybody wants a baby?

  August 24, 2008 at 22:30

  8 people like this

  Dottie Harris could do with a couple of hours sleep

  August 31, 2008 at 3:12

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is a pram pushing machine

  September 1, 2008 at 4:35

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris has been a mummy for an ENTIRE MONTH!!!

  September 7, 2008 at 13:10

  14 people like this

  Dottie Harris might not give the baby away now.

  September 11, 2008 at 8:35

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris would like to thank whoever invented the baby sling.

  September 12, 2008 at 2:40

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris didn’t realise how far baby poo can shoot downwards.

  September 12, 2008 at 11:10

  8 people like this

  Dottie Harris has discovered that using baby wipes are easier then changing your jeans.

  September 18, 2008 at 9:30

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris loves the fact that her baby boy loves it when she sings to Leona Lewis. Shame nobody else does.

  September 23, 2008 at 18:41

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris has never witnessed a perfect wee “arc” before, especially not at 3am.

  September 29, 2008 at 3:23

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris is going to try putting her boy to bed awake.

  October 1, 2008 at 18:55

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is currently bouncing a screaming child in the dark

  October 1, 2008 at 19:35

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris thinks that didn’t go as well as anticipated

  October 1, 2008 at 20:25

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris wonders how sleeping babies know when you sit down.

  October 2, 2008 at 21:05

  11 people like this

  Dottie Harris HAS WALKED OUT OF HER SON’S ROOM AND HE DIDN’T SCREAM!!!!

  October 14, 2008 at 19:05

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris has only just noticed the sick down the back of her top. How long has that been there?

  October 20, 2008 at 16:24

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris has a squidgy little pumpkin to share the Haribo with

  October 31, 2008 at 17:59

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is becoming a dab hand at eating all her meals with one hand (and usually one boob on display).

  November 2, 2008 at 12:45

  14 people like this

  Dottie Harris can’t get over how much little boy smiles melt her heart.

  November 5, 2008 at 10:24

  20 people like this

  Dottie Harris sometimes really wishes her son wouldn’t treat a bottle or a dummy like something from the devil.

  November 10, 2008 at 21:46

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris - Seriously, is it normal for babies to reject the dummy so angrily?

  November 11, 2008 at 2:41

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris finds the rain cover on the pram a tad frustrating, especially when it gets steamed up.

  November 15, 2008 at 14:05

  20 people like this

  Dottie Harris has knelt in poo and been wee’d on … twice … and it’s not even 9am.

  November 21, 2008 at 7:15

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is going on a date with her husband WITHOUT THE BABY.

  November 25, 2008 at 19:59

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris has come to the terms with the fact she gave birth to a baby monster.

  November 27, 2008 at 7:01

  13 people like this

  Dottie Harris thinks it's amazing that a man cold is worse than a woman cold!

  November 28, 2008 at 8:41

  16 people like this

  Dottie Harris wishes she could slightly hang her bum out of shorts like Britney Spears just did on The X-Factor!

  November 30, 2008 at 18:55

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris is still in bed!

  December 3, 2008 at 8:16

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris is fed up of chapped lips! Damn you winter wind!

  December 3, 2008 at 18:39

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris has been married for 5 years and 5 hours x

  December 6, 2008 at 20:50

  12 people l
ike this

  Dottie Harris has a feeling The Monster may not be as excited about homemade apple puree as she is!

  December 7, 2008 at 10:13

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris wishes she'd not bought biscuits.

  December 9, 2008 at 11:37

  6 people like this

  Dottie Harris wants gin.

  December 11, 2008 at 7:42

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is excited about getting The Monster’s first Christmas tree!

  December 13, 2008 at 13:32

  13 people like this

  Dottie Harris is going to win the next X-Factor. FACT.

  December 13, 2008 at 22:51

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris is thinking pancakes.

  December 19, 2008 at 9:19

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris ready for a large gin and tonic.

  December 20, 2008 at 18:30

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris can't believe her oven is broken.

  December 21, 2008 at 18:48

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris is a happy Mummy!

  December 23, 2008 at 9:07

  6 people like this

  Dottie Harris is looking forward to mulled wine and mince pies!

  December 24, 2008 at 16:05

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is pleased that Santa said she could have the glass of port and mince pie that The Monster left out for him!

  December 24, 2008 at 23:44

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris is so cold she thinks her feet might fall off.

  December 27, 2008 at 21:32

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris has lost the will to live. In The Night Garden on re-run can break ANYONE’s brain.

  December 28, 2008 at 16:03

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris is seeing the New Year in with the two boys in her life. Have a good one everyone. Here’s to 2009 and getting some sleep x

  December 31, 2008 at 23:45

  23 people like this

  2009

  Dottie Harris has officially become one of those mums who picks their child’s nose and doesn’t even flinch.

  January 1, 2009 at 14:36

  11 people like this

  Dottie Harris thinks the diet isn't going well. Darn those Christmas biscuits!

  January 3, 2009 at 13:12

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is bloody cold!

  January 5, 2009 at 7:12

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris feels like the most horrid Mummy in the world. The Monster is NOT impressed with the bottle :(

  January 6, 2009 at 19:28

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris has a coffee for the first time in more then a year! Ahh lovely!

  January 8, 2009 at 8:29

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris LOVES Mr. Motivator!

  January 16, 2009 at 8:32

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is a changed person. She's packing light. Well, thinking about it anyway!

  January 16, 2009 at 20:19

  6 people like this

  Dottie Harris is carrying a little holiday weight :(

  January 23, 2009 at 8:30

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris has got rid of all the Hobnobs today. She was only doing it for the good of her belly.

  January 23, 2009 at 19:06

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris has cooking wine.

  January 23, 2009 at 19:18

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris has a headache.

  January 24, 2009 at 16:19

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris is pleased her little headache has finally gone (to bed).

  January 24, 2009 at 19:08

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is trying to ignore the ironing.

  January 28, 2009 at 9:58

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris wonders how to explain to her son that sucking the edge of the table isn't cool?! *Throws up a bit in mouth*

  January 29, 2009 at 15:28

  9 people like this

  Dottie Harris is still in bed!

  January 30, 2009 at 8:21

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris is still in her dressing gown and feeling lazy!

  February 2, 2009 at 9:45

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris has a poorly little boy :(

  February 4, 2009 at 8:15

  2 people like this

  Dottie Harris can't believe that the televisions on the children's ward block switch off after 9pm. What's she gonna do all night?!

  February 4, 2009 at 21:39

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris is tired but on her way home with her baby boy.

  February 5, 2009 at 9:50

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is thinking that the bug she has now caught isn't so bad. After all she’s lost 3lbs in 24 hours - hurrah!

  February 7, 2009 at 18:32

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris - pondering whether to have gin or wine. Or both?

  February 9, 2009 at 18:56

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris is happy to notice a bit back flab on Rihanna in her latest video.

  February 10, 2009 at 17:02

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is wondering why she's bothering to drink caffeine-free Diet Coke. What’s the point?

  February 11, 2009 at 14:57

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris is totally intending to marry Phil from Phil and Kirstie.

  February 11, 2009 at 21:03

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris had forgotten what a kitchen goddess she actually is!

  February 14, 2009 at 19:34

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is grumpily picking pine needles out of the lounge carpet (STILL)

  February 15, 2009 at 19:02

  4 people like this

  Dottie Harris cannot believe the boy slept through but she didn't!

  February 18, 2009 at 8:43

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is wistfully thinking how amazing it would have been to be Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing.

  February 20, 2009 at 20:11

  8 people like this

  Dottie Harris is feeling fat from her homemade chicken jalfrezi and is now drinking wine and considering ice cream. Oh yes.

  February 21, 2009 at 21:31

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris is not loving today’s wake up time courtesy of The Monster.

  February 22, 2009 at 5:31

  1 person likes this

  Dottie Harris is thinking that gin & tonic practically counts as water - well it's clear isn't it?!

  February 23, 2009 at 19:32

  3 people like this

  Dottie Harris is drowning in wine.

  February 28, 2009 at 19:53

  5 people like this

  Dottie Harris is wondering where she can buy a Calpol drip from - hang the expense!

  March 2, 2009 at 8:49

  7 people like this

  Dottie Harris thinks teaching the boy to crawl after a can of Diet Coke could backfire if it works!

  March 2, 2009 at 17:04

  4 people like this